So you guys know I workout right?! I mean, how could you not with all my gym check-ins, sweaty selfies, and other fitness related posts?!
It's been a couple of years now that I have been living a "fitness lifestyle" and it seems like it is getting progressively harder to attain that sore feeling I love after a great workout (you know the one where you feel like the workout actually counted for something).#firstworldproblems, I know. But seriously ...
I am OVER spending hours at the gym ...#beentheredonethat. And I can't seem to find a reliable fitness buddy to spot me when I want to lift heavy (my one surefire way to get sore). So what's a girl to do?!?
I'll tell you what she does ... she skeptically tries out a new, totally innocuous looking 30 minute "extreme" program that is all the rage with her fitness friends. She pushes hard and breaks a sweat, but nothing like the HIIT workouts she is used to doing. She is disappointed ... UNTIL the next day when she is#seconddaysore after less than 24 hours!! (Yeah, tomorrow is gonna be interesting...)
Holy moly I hit the freaking jackpot with this workout program guys!! 30 minutes including warm up and cool down, weights or just body weight, completed in your home, office, hotel room, etc., and guaranteed (by me) to make you second day sore w/in 24 hours!!
As a BONUS it comes with a full, simple to follow, portion control meal plan, and the most amazing superfood, nutritional supplement around!! It promises EXTREME results in 3 weeks, or your MONEY BACK (no joke, no questions asked money back guarantee on this)!!
So uhhhhhh, what are you waiting for?!? Contact me NOW because it's time to get SORE ... I mean SEXY ... I mean SORE ... #soreisthenewsexy
It's been a couple of years now that I have been living a "fitness lifestyle" and it seems like it is getting progressively harder to attain that sore feeling I love after a great workout (you know the one where you feel like the workout actually counted for something).#firstworldproblems, I know. But seriously ...
I am OVER spending hours at the gym ...#beentheredonethat. And I can't seem to find a reliable fitness buddy to spot me when I want to lift heavy (my one surefire way to get sore). So what's a girl to do?!?
I'll tell you what she does ... she skeptically tries out a new, totally innocuous looking 30 minute "extreme" program that is all the rage with her fitness friends. She pushes hard and breaks a sweat, but nothing like the HIIT workouts she is used to doing. She is disappointed ... UNTIL the next day when she is#seconddaysore after less than 24 hours!! (Yeah, tomorrow is gonna be interesting...)
Holy moly I hit the freaking jackpot with this workout program guys!! 30 minutes including warm up and cool down, weights or just body weight, completed in your home, office, hotel room, etc., and guaranteed (by me) to make you second day sore w/in 24 hours!!
As a BONUS it comes with a full, simple to follow, portion control meal plan, and the most amazing superfood, nutritional supplement around!! It promises EXTREME results in 3 weeks, or your MONEY BACK (no joke, no questions asked money back guarantee on this)!!
So uhhhhhh, what are you waiting for?!? Contact me NOW because it's time to get SORE ... I mean SEXY ... I mean SORE ... #soreisthenewsexy
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